Refers to the process when girls/guys edit their pictures so heavily, it is nearly impossible to distinguish whether they are attractive or not.
Photos will be uploaded on popular networking sites, such as Myspace, Facebook, Bebo, etc.
Also may be referred to as "Myspace Syndrome" "Myspace Miasma" or even "Myspace Goggles"
May cause any affiliates to regret any progress made by he/she over the net.
The only way to determine wheter Myspace haze is present, and to avoid any issues is to observe the person diagnosed in person.
Reece: "Oi dude, check out this chick's pictures; she's SO hot!"
Jack: "Nah bro, Myspace Haze"
Vincent: "Gee bro, I should NOT have got involved with her before meeting her hey?"
Russel: "Yeah man, you've become a victim of Myspace Haze"
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If a picture or a sentence is "worthy" of myspace.
*friend 1* Hey you like this picture?
*friend 2* Yea, its totaly myspace worthy!
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a person (usually emo) who spends most of their day on myspace, constantly checking for picture comments on their 50 new pictures they took the same day. usually has 4390480 friends on their list and only personally know a handfull of them, this is usually from joining "whore trains" to get more friend requests to feel better about themselves.
when going to a friends house they immediately get on myspace, and then persuade their friend to take pictures with them to post on myspace.
kim you have been on myspace for 8 hours what the hell is wrong with you? *cough* myspace whore *cough*
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Using the social networking site MySpace to create a clash between cliques/friends using a series of rumors by using the 'bulletin' and 'blog' feature
If John Doe, a friend of Fred Doe, was mad at Fred, he would spread a rumor through a bulletin on MySpace to start a MySpace War, whether or not he had an intention of doing that. A rumor he could spread was that Fred was hitting on Jane Doe, who was the boyfriend of Kevin Doe, who is the captain of the football team. Fred Doe would then spread a rumor back that John Doe actually was hitting on Kevin Doe himself when they were intoxicated at a party that did not exist. The rumors go back and forth until the conflict reaches a climax and deteriorates, if it ever does.
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When the guy you're "sort-of" dating starts hitting on girls via myspace, even when they're out of state.
Man that guy is such a tool. He's myspace talking with that hoe from Minnesota even though he's got a girl in Houston.
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Someone who's pictures on Myspace make them look attractive but in real life they're fugly!!!
"Dude, this fine ass chic's been blowin me up on Myspace! I hope she ain't a damn Myspace Monet!"
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when you use abbreviated words when you talk to all your friends on myspace.
MYSPACE TALK ;
lol- laugh out loud
jk- just kidding
lmao- laugh my ass off
rofl- roll on the floor laughing
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