i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

That’s what the squad needed

Something your friend used annoyingly in irony

Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed

Need-Bead

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.

Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.

need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.

Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!

Brat needs correction

When a male lolicon shows anger/ frustration/ dissatisfaction towards a horny/ spoiled/ noisy/ annoying/ disobedient loli brat — such as when she is sexually inducing/ seducing/ teasing him with a smug ass grin on her face — so he needs to "correct" her behavior by raping her in standing-doggy-style while grabbing her arms, and her legs also don't touch the ground. Like an adult punishing a child for their wrong behaviors, but as a kink/ fetish for lolicons.

S-Stop Teasing Sensei 💢💢💢!!
Brat Needs Correction 💢💢!!!
Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭
CHILD EROTIC😭!!
CUNNNNYYY!!!!

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No One Needs To Know

Am I dreamin' or stupid?
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now

We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now