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Think of your balls with the skin torn away and your balls hanging and then being kicked there
Think of your balls hanging there with the skin torn away and being kicked there that is college life - Thebluehour
Holy shit - BlackenHysteria
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Things that life taught you, often at your expense.
John : "Hi, Anna, how are you ?"
Anna : "Not so good... This morning I stubbed my toe. Then I spilled coffee on my blouse, I had to change clothes. Of course, I missed my bus and was late for this very important meeting."
John : "Yeah, mornings suck, that's life 101."
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A term of endearment used to describe Christopher Meloni's luscious bubble-butt.
AKA: AOL
"I only watched OZ to see the ass of life in the shower."
*posts a photo of Meloni's bum to Twitter, tags it #AOL *
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if you vote for yes, then you are good. If you vote for no, then you are doomed
choice of your fate -life or death - is on you
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When you snake your way out of certain responsibilities, by invoking the power of the almighty Lord Zin
"Get in goals bitch, you're missed every shot on target"
"Listen bro, I've still got my Zain Life"
Your current life subscription. The most popular one-time purchase basic plan around the world before Premium Life Subscription.
This plan includes:
- Default Settings
The world may cancel it at any time at any age or you can cancel it voluntarily when you need to.
You may want to upgrade to Premium or Luxury with your lifetime savings.
Carl: Did you know? People who have attempted to pirate Life Subscriptions have been sent to poor countries/families.
John: Shut the fuck up, you make me cry.
anything wholesome and sweet that makes you want to continue living life and hope for better days
Some of these greentext stories are just life fuel for me.