Deez Nuts

1.)A very popular vine that started out as a prank call.
2.)a way to annoy someone when asking a question; used by idiots

Person 1) do you like imagine dragons
Person 2) Ya
Person 1) well imagine dragging Deez Nuts across yo face!!!!
Person 2) *facepalm* idiot
Person 1) HA GOT EEM

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nut rag

A moist towel used to clean semen off of one's nut sack

I'll use my embroidered nut rag to clean this chowder off my balls.

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dead nuts

Completely level or plumb. A definition used in the construction trades.

After I laid the porch steps I checked them with my level and they were dead nuts!

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non-nuts

A vagina.

That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts.

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crazy nuts

Used to describe something that is insane and funny at the same time.

The guy I met online is crazy nuts for believing anything I say!

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Voltron of Nut

One who receives copious amounts of human sexual goo from a wide variety of well endowed suitors.

She/He is the Voltron of Nut.

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Sky Nut

When you bust your nut out the window of a sky scraper.

Did a bird just shit on my head, nah bro that looks like a sky nut.

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