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Pain just pain but sometimes laughter
*sees someone dying*
“Me in living systems”
Just a fancy term for making sure the water in a jacuzzi is clean after people fuck in it. Particularly useful on a cruise ship or in a spa where people well you know......
I have to run the Water purifucation system before I close the spa for the night. It's jizz something I do
An office-employee writing answer letters on a typewriter in response to electronic mail or other communications.
French Company GOA in response to Database Failure:
A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.
System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis
The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.
The slave of the system is a simple person. He works from 8 to 15 per day. The slave of the system can drink and smoke a lot, but he remains a slave of the system and will never leave it.
Hello, my name is (the name of any person) and I do not agree that I am a slave of the system. System is a lie, and Im free person.
when humans are able to tell what hormones someone is transmitting through interaction.
The hormone id system had the political aide thinking everyone wanted to shake his hand.
When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.
Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.