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When a song, movie, or attractive person you meet at a bar all of the sudden goes all Churchy when you aren't expecting it. Like a Rick Roll, but the surprise is Jesus.
I was totally hitting it off with this girl, then she had to leave early to go to church. Jesus Rolled!
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-The equivalent to "going out in a blaze of glory".
-The feat of accomplishing something thought impossible and the willingness to die doing it.
-A battle cry in the face of adversity and the naysayers.
On August 10th, 2018, "Rich" Russell stole a Bombardier 400 airplane belonging to Alaskan Airlines.
The event made national headlines, as multiple videos taken by onlookers on the ground and the recordings of his dialog with air traffic controllers were posted online.
His joking nature and friendly laid back attitude struck a chord with millions, as he was clear about going out on his own accord.
With two F-15 fighter jets on his tail, Rich decided that he was ready to end his flight, but first he was going to attempt a barrel roll..in an airliner.
HE DID IT.
After successfully completing the stunt, he allegedly intentionally crashed the plane into a small nearby island causing no deaths but his own.
"Everyone thought I would never make it, but I Rich Rolled right through it."
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The act of a chinese roll-on is when a guy ejaculates into a girls armpit, and rolls the tip of his penis in an up-and-down motion.
"It was a hot summers night so I gave her the good ol' Chinese Roll-on to keep her deodorised."
"She let me give her a Chinese Roll-on and I was inlove."
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When the girl is haveing sex with a guy, doggie style, but she is on a excersize ball and he rocks her back and forth as he makes love to her.
Girl: oh man, i had a rolling chaz last night, but the ball popped and i fell, it was super embarassing!
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fat girl's in Redding california, wearing clothes two sizes too small. like a muffin top!
look at that girl over there wit the " REDDING ROLL" HER PANTS ARE WAY TO TIGHT.
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(Che-lah-key rohl)
This is a made-up type of California roll with fried lemur. It is asked for at shops as a joke on the sushi server.
Do you have any Chilake rolls?
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An adjective used to decribe a person sleeping in apparel that he/she plans to wear during the course of the following day -- after waking.
Small Johnny: "Yo, check out Pookie, he crashed out ready-rolled for his court date tomorrow morning."
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