cowboy boots

boys, if you wanna attract girls like me (which you probably don't), you should try wearing cowboy boots. yes, you heard me. COWBOY BOOTS. maybe its just me, but it's INSANELY hot if you wear them. and im not talking temperature wise.
feel free to take this advice :D

me: yesterday in class i saw this dude wearing cowboy boots and i CANNOT stop thinking about him ksuhgfkribauhl
friend: jeez is it really that great?
me: y e s

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Boot Bunny

Girl that only dates firefighters and military

wow have ever noticed that every guy she likes is a firefighter. She is such a boot bunny

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mad boots

way of saying "that sucks"

yo man, that shit is mad boots

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toot it & boot it

finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina

i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny

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shit boot

When you get so sick that you throw up and shit yourself at the same time. Applies best when the sickness is caused by alcohol.

Dude, did you see me last night? The combination of Mad Dog, Boones, Lonestar Light, and Jager made me shit boot all over the place. I painted that bathroom brown and red.

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knocking boots

The act of knocking two boots together, usually leather, for cleaning purposes or to test the strength

Why are you knocking boots?

They have mud on them.

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boot neck

A bootneck is a Royal Marine Commando.

Thick necks from the heavy weights they carrie.

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