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Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has occurred.

Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."

by General aBROham Broski August 14, 2011

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bro-cap

the height of someone's douchebag behavior

"Michael used to be such a cool guy, what happened?"
"I guess he reached his bro-cap."

by Danstinywang September 27, 2014

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The Pit Bros

A group of bros who get together from 4-6 times a week. They meet in a small Pit area in a back yard away from civilization. The Pit area includes a in-ground fire pit, surround by trees 360 degrees. There is usually 4-15 members that show up at any given time. These members are the closest group of friends you will ever meet. The pit is always friendly and good vibes are felt the whole time. They they share stories, highdeas and come up with great munchie ideas. Activities include smoking weed, drinking, and having a good time with the bros.

"The Pit bros always know how to have a good time"

"I wish I was part of those bros who chill at the pit, it sounds super cool"

"He had a bag hangover this morning, must of been a pit gathering"

by The Pit Bros November 16, 2011

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bro thunder

bro thunder is when there is a bro brawl in the vicinity and they go so hard that it shakes the surroundings and one may think they are experiencing extreme weather.

"dude did you just hear that?" "Yeah, I didn't know it was supposed to storm?" "No it's not storming, it's the bros next door brawling so hard our walls are shaking" BRO THUNDER. #Zeus

by apartmentf8problems November 15, 2011

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Flu Bros

Redditors who believe the Coronavirus crisis is "Just Flu, bro" and that the world is overreacting to the deadly pandemic. They generally believe in the Iceberg theory that the majority of people are infected already, and that herd immunity is just around the corner, and want lockdown to end now, as they put the economy ahead of lives. Tends to be Trump supporters and right-wingers.

Hershie23: With how the disease has spread and the limited testing, there can be little doubt that the numbers of people infected are far higher than reported, and thus the rates of mortality much lower; unless everyone is tested before the removal of any lockdown measures then this number will only grow and, again, the herd immunity slowly begins to build.

Woke person: You are just one of the flu bros.

by Surur April 15, 2020

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subnautica bros

A Geeky youtube channel with no subscribers even though their name starts with 'sub'

John "have you seen Subnautica bros new vid?"
Declan "woah do you seriously watch them?!"

by 1234573559474 August 1, 2017

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Bro-fives

When you repeatedly slap hands or "high-five" a fellow bro

At the frat party i met some of my bro's bros. We all gave each other bro-fives to get aquainted before we played beer pong

by Fatt Minnigan June 16, 2009

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