Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has occurred.

Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."

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bro thunder

bro thunder is when there is a bro brawl in the vicinity and they go so hard that it shakes the surroundings and one may think they are experiencing extreme weather.

"dude did you just hear that?" "Yeah, I didn't know it was supposed to storm?" "No it's not storming, it's the bros next door brawling so hard our walls are shaking" BRO THUNDER. #Zeus

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The Pit Bros

A group of bros who get together from 4-6 times a week. They meet in a small Pit area in a back yard away from civilization. The Pit area includes a in-ground fire pit, surround by trees 360 degrees. There is usually 4-15 members that show up at any given time. These members are the closest group of friends you will ever meet. The pit is always friendly and good vibes are felt the whole time. They they share stories, highdeas and come up with great munchie ideas. Activities include smoking weed, drinking, and having a good time with the bros.

"The Pit bros always know how to have a good time"

"I wish I was part of those bros who chill at the pit, it sounds super cool"

"He had a bag hangover this morning, must of been a pit gathering"

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subnautica bros

A Geeky youtube channel with no subscribers even though their name starts with 'sub'

John "have you seen Subnautica bros new vid?"
Declan "woah do you seriously watch them?!"

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Bro-homie

When you have a good friend that is like a brother and is also a great friend he is your Bro-homie

What is up Bro-homie

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bro-cap

the height of someone's douchebag behavior

"Michael used to be such a cool guy, what happened?"
"I guess he reached his bro-cap."

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bro is him

When you say that about someone, it means that they are better then everyone else and you envy them.

'OMG did you hear about how john fought that bear off with a stick?!'
'yeah bro is him'

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