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A present from God, the most beautiful and sexy being just like a Dante
Gathering / grouping of seriously ugly people...
Chucky..." Let's get out of here bro...I haven't seen anyone over a three.."
Spivey..." it's worse than that...I feel like we are exploring the deep ocean floor...think I saw antennas coming out of several ladies at the bar..."
Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying
Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up
Ground floor enter the street, 1st floor you are jumping out a window
I jump out the 1st floor window not the ground floor because Amanda told me it was the street and died
Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.
Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin
The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.
John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.
My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant