poopy juice

A laxative, such as Miralax, dissolved into a drink like juice or Gatorade.

Mom: Sweetie! Are you ready for your poopy juice?
Kid: Stop calling it that... I already know what it does...

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gym juice

It's a term usually referring to either the good healthy stuff that people take to build muscle (protein shakes,protein,ETC) or it can refer to steroids

"Aye Andrew did you bring the gym juice for the workout today?"
"Aye fool you ready to get ripped of this gym juice or what ?"

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man juice

Euphemism for semen, also known as man chowder, or gentleman's juice.

I bet she gets her fill of man juice!

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goo juice

a think gooey load of jizz

Evan's goo juice got all over Sofia's face and I was fine with it

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juice box

another word for a vagina

"Would you like to drink my juice box?"

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Cheesus Juice

Beverage consumed in copious amounts by Explorer Reid Stowe's Mission Control which induces blind devotion to the point of fanaticism.

Racing Wag drank too many Free $10 vodka and Cheesus juices at the 822 day party and void hoed sardine pizza in the backseat of the taxi on the way home.

Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.

science juice

A mixture of juice and energy drink, containing all the minerals and vitamins needed for the human body to survive. Can be used as the only source of energy for the body as it contains everything the body needs, at least so it appears on the nutrition facts labels. The lack of proteins and non-important minerals such as calcium are usually treated with pizzas and fast food, tho it has been proven to be possible and somewhat healthy to purely live on science juice.

Oh Josh spent two nighs up with no sleep playing darkeden and drinking science juice.