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A puppy's celebration of cinco de mayo and only for puppies which involves piñatas,pin the tail on the donkey, milk bones, and puppies wearing sombreros. A puppy's favorite holiday.
Madelyn: Hey Paul what's up?
Me: Nothing much. Just getting my puppy ready for puppy de mayo.
Tim: maglerts
Brett: you are one crazy bone piece.
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when a girl is butt naked, and she opens her arms and shakes her titties, to air them out.
girl: "Phew it was hot in there, i gotta air out these puppies!"
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A phrase invented by comedian Patton Oswald. Since many comedians have capitalized on their own catch phrases like "git-r-done" and "you know you're a redneck when" he decided to make up a meaningless phrase as his calling card. I have actually been hearing the phrase on the radio lately as a euphemism for having sex.
He was going on a date so I told him to put the puppy in the bucket.
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Any sexual act that leaves you feeling confused and slimey underneath a rural mobile home.
Man, I don't know what happened last night but I think I ended up with a Tuscumbia Puppy.
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wow i really want some puppy lasagna right now
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running around in the snow naked
riley- "wanna go slosh puppies with me?"
kenzie- "sure thang"
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