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–noun
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
Chris: Dude, I don't know what happened, but my favorite pair of pants has a huge rip in the ass!
Adam: Pants vampire.
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the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.
Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"
Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."
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Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.
Dude those pants are horrible!
Yea but they make great wank pants.
Whats that?
You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.
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A side character from the 7th part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, literally just a woman with pink hair that uses a spray can as a stand on a horse
Person 1: hot pants is a good character
Person 2: ok
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An alternative name for a brassiere. A bra.
With her money embreasted in her booby pants she was ready to go.
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pretty self explanatory really, but for those of 'tarded nature: A man's part, the love hose; a cock!
"Do you play the pants pipe?"
"I used my pants pipe to spray my mucky notes in her eyes!"
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Worn out undergarments that a girlfriend sends to their boyfriend who lives a great distance away from them, the smellier the better.
"Scott sniffed Becky's skanty-pants to make his eyes water, so that he could fit in with his fellow emotional friends."
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