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Politicians such as Reagan, Bush41,Bush43,Ashcroft etc. seem to think the U.S. Constitution is just Republican toilet paper. They have used the war on drugs and the war on terror as an excuse to take away basic basic constitutional rights. Some examples include the Patriot Act, warrantless wire taps, property seizures etc.
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Little balls of toilet paper stuck to pubic hair
I went down on your mom last night and she had toilet paper seeds
Rolling then smoking a joint so you get lifted and fly.
Whats good with flying paper planes?
A 'Paper headed snake' is created (or given birth to) when a person defecates (shits) in the bush. the 'paper head' is created when the used toilet paper is dropped on top of the shit. It is said that if you step on a paper headed snake it will latch onto (stick to) your footwear and never let go (hopefully you are wearing footwear when you step on one. This is another mythical Australian creature like the famous drop bear, Yowie, Bunyip, Hoop snake and redbacked funneltiger. I am sure this species is not confined to the Australian bush and can be found worldwide
I was bushwalking just near the campground when I stepped on a paper headed snake, the bastard wouldn't let go of my boot
When shes got a body to die for but a face you die from; gotta put a paper bag over that hoes face.
She’s thicc but def a paper bag bitch
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paper barrier used in public restrooms when you sit to take a poop
where are the paper ass gaskets at?
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