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(Noun) The six day period from December 26th-December 31st during which people buy large amounts of Slimfast, weight loss supplements, detox kits and protein bars.
During the postholiday waistline shopping period, stores like GNC and Whole Foods see a jump in their sales while consumers try to shed their holiday pounds.
A girl who dyes her hair so red that while having sex the sweat from her forehead blends in with her hair dye, causing the sweat to become red and resemble period blood.
Bard: Last night was crazy. My bed looks like someone was murdered on it.
Derek: Seriously?! What happened, bro?!
Bard: I was having sex with my girlfriend. Right before she dyed her hair red. Need I say more?
Derek: Goddamn Ruby Red Period Heads.
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Say this and I will find you and beat your ass so hard you'll run home to mama.
Male: My girlfriend wanted an ice-cream today and she was upset when she didn't get one.
Dick head: She must be on her period
*A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.
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not much to say but i love the train 🚂
S: Let’s take a train to Times Square
M: period i love the train🤪🤍🚂!!!
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The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.
The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.
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The two day period of time allotted between receiving a poke on Facebook, and returning said poke. Instilled in order to prevent sitting on Facebook for days.
Bill: "HAHA you haven't poked me back all day! I win!"
Andrew: "Dude, haven't you ever heard of the poke war grace period? I still have another day!"
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The period following next period.
I have Latin next period, but next next period I'm free.
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