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The cutest, sweetest, doggo breed ever that only has a bad rep because of the dog fighter assholes who breed them to be aggressive and shit. Those people deserve to die infinite deaths and rot in hell. Pit bulls are precious lil pups and come in a variety of shapes and sizes; tall, short, stocky, skinny, floppy hat ears, short & stout ears, long whip-like tails, or short lil nubs for tails. All in all best doggos ever!!!!!
Person1:I love your dog! What breed is it?
Person2:Thank you! She is my precious pit bull.
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3 consecutive tirds or more stacked on top of each other in a Philly hotel bathroom toilet.
In completion of a Philadelphia Snake Pit try to be the first person to defecate. The second and third persons should use nose plugs and try to avoid tird splash up from the prior tird. After everyone is finished take a picture and never flush. This works the best right before you checkout of the hotel. It can be hard to sleep with the heavy tird smell in the air. And don’t be cheap leave a dollar between the toilet seat and the bowl. Enjoy!
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When you have sex with your penis covered in Bengay while watching a MTV Most Frightened Performance winner Dakota Fanning.
Wow dude, you did the Dakota fire pit with her?
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1:emo/scene people usally hardcore danceing in a tight group
2:a place where some people just go in to hurt people
3:dance craze at a rock concert
Person 1:so i see you went in the mosh pit.
Person 2:really how'd you tell?
Person 1:you have a black eye.
Person 2:oh.
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1. Put your hands together like in Catholic prayer
2. Have your eyes barely open
3. Blast some awesome music, like Metallica, All That Remains, Slayer, or Testament
4. Speed walk into your friends, who should be doing the same
5. PROFIT (Founded: 8/04/10)
I was listening to Testament and Slayer, so my buddies and I killed each other in a Catholic Mosh Pit!
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Roll up to a red light and watch until it is ready to turn green by observing other lights turning yellow. As soon as that yellow light turns red, jump out of the car and do at least one rotation around the vehicle while the light is green (do as many as you see fit). Get back in the car once the light is about to turn red and then speed off.
This is the more dangerous but certainly similar version of the Chinese Fire Drill.
Frank: Dude, Matt did another Russian Pit Stop at the Sunoco intersection!
Ted: Holy cow! I remember when he did a week ago when four cars were behind him.
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The Girls Version of "Double Pits To Chesty" when they need to "Freshen Up" For An "Encounter" In the near future
Guy 1: She Has To Go Home, Get Ready For Her Bf Later
Guy 2: Oh Word? Double Pits To Clammy!!!!!!!
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