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An artist who is so established that you think they’re dead
A: Have you seen that Gerhard Richter left Marian Goodman?
B: Is Gerhard Richter still alive?!
A: I wasn’t sure until reading the news. He’s a rare pre-estate artist.
Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.
"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."
"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"
1-The pre-game numb is the age old tradition of psyching yourself up for a challenge/ event by wanking off just before you compete. Crucially however, in a true numb the numb-er stops immediately before ejaculation to ensure he is competing at peak motivation and alertness, and is fully psyched up
2-Would make a good band name
James: Where's Henry, the exam's about to start?
Dan: Dw he's just numbing up he'll make it
James: ah, pre-game numb, smart kid...
When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.
Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".
1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.
3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap
(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.
When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.
'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*
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A beautiful yet forgotten relic of middle eastern life
Pre Islamic arabia was gorgeous til islam came along and ruined everything
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