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A wanna be redneck that lives within a short driving distance of a major city and enjoys all the luxuries of said city, but act like they live in nowhere, Alabama. generally buy all their gear at bass pro shop, dress like a cowboy, drive around in a over sized brand new truck, listen to Luke Bryan and Taylor swift, work in a successful trade yet act like they are oppressed and hate immigrants.
Look at that Bass Pro redneck, probably never dug out a shit house in his life.
Cheap bourbon and Nyquil, served lukewarm in a shot glass.
Last year I started feeling sick, so I took 3 Redneck Flu Shots. Woke up 4 days later in a puddle of my own drool. Felt great though.
when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.
i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.
is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..
dog shit on boot place in toilet and flush is the ultimate "Redneck boot wash"
Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.
Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.
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One central figure uses two entirely separate phones and phone lines on speaker phone within hearing distance of each other to converse with multiple people in one conversation.
Hey Bob, I got 3 tickets to the football game, I was thinking that we could take Bert if he's available." "Hold on Ernie I will get the other phone and start a redneck conference call to ask Bert if he can join us.
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The three 24 oz cans of cheap american beer IE bud or bud light that come wraped together, usually found at convenience stores.
Hey, im going to the store to get a redneck six pack before the game.
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