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Kf: Garret man,
Dalton: what a dog fucker, that Garret Richard Augustus Phillips
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A man with a chode and one testicle that only fucks elephants
Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche tried to hit tori from the back while she was asleep, but he couldn’t get past the cheeks.
A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.
The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!
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The wrong way or coming up with a stupid way of doing things.
The kind of thing Richard would do is having hot chocolate with no chocolate.
Richard Allen Von Taylor is the name of a handsome and sexy man who has completley stolen my heart. A guy you piercing green eyes will make you fall to the floor and faint.
You cant help but smile when he comes into the room, time stops. Richard Allen Von Taylor is there. And you think, "wow, im the luckiest girl ever." youre so lucky to have the most caring guy and handsome guy ever to walk the earth. He makes you smile wide and laugh hard. You cant wait to spend the rest of your life with this guy.
"So lucky to have Richard Allen Von Taylor in my life"
"I need to get yourself a Richard Allen Von Taylor"
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Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche railed my dog
The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.
We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.