Did You See That Reddit Meme

A term used by virgins

Tom: Hey Josh, Did You See That Reddit Meme on r/DankMemes
Josh: No you literal fucking virgin
Tom: Not Pog

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Wanna see something stupid?

Green Cyanide guy gets launched at wall, filled with gasoline, matchstick put in mouth, launched at another wall, gets head sliced off, gets head sliced off, gets head kicked onto table and explodes on other yellow cyanide guy.

Hey wanna SEE something STUPID?
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-

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See you in the funny papers

An expression used to refer to a light (not a serious /deep)conversation a person had enjoyed with another person, as if to say" I quite enjoyed our conversation, its Great to steer away from deep serious talks so.....see you next time and we'll get another light conversation like the one we had "

Hey Mark, I'm sorry I'll have to go cause My lunch break is almost over...see you in the funny papers

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to call them as one sees them

A statement meaning that one is not recalcitrant about speaking his/her/its mind.

Me- Shandeekinia is an idiot.

RatchetBoo- That's harsh, Shawn.

Me- But she's 29 years old and still in Pre-Algebra! The only thing she can do is get laid and back that fat, flabby thing up into a 50-Cent wannabe's face.

RatchetBoo- Well, you certainly call them as you see them, missy :P

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Go see a man about a horse

Going to the toliet to urinate, in reference to a horses trough so the term only applies to men.

"Yeah sorry lads, have to go see a man about a horse"

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Going To See A Man About A Dog

'Going to see a man about a dog' is an often used a euphemism in Great Britain. It is most often used when telling someone you are going to the toilet. It has also been used to describe meeting a woman for sex i.e - when you replace the 'man' and 'dog' in the sentence with their opposites 'woman' and 'cat' (but in this case we use another word meaning cat, 'pussy') so you end up with 'going to see a woman about a pussy.'

'Where you off too?' 'Going to see a man about a dog.'

'Where you rushing off too so fast?' *Man Winks* 'Going to see a man about a dog'

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I see right through you

When a nigger sees right through you and knows every move you will make in the future

nigga:I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU MUTHERFUCKER
whiteboy: whatever bitch, white boy pulls out deagle.
nigga:FUCK YOU I SAW THAT COMING MUTHERFUCKER

Nigger blasted white boy in the face, white boy dies...

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