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I DOMT KNOW WEIRDOS
someone just tweeted it and i don’t know but i want to know please help me out fellas
please millie don’t shake my salad with kourtney
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when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it
Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed
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Sugar-baby puts sugar daddy’s D in his or her mouth following the motion up and down once resembling a “ hand shaking” motion
A sugar daddy shake takes place when the sugar baby makes a deal. To certify it what takes place is the sugar daddy shake.
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That point in time, when you are on the toilet and hear the viral song "Harlem Shake" playing as the bass is about to drop, and your friend suddenly appears, naked in the bathroom-- as you spray your shit out of your asshole and onto your friend. Originally produced by Steezy Grossman, also known as children's Youtuber Blippi.
Search up "Harlem Shake Poop" online!
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A phrase to indicate masturbation.
Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.
When a female kneels with 10 or more males ejaculating onto her face. She cannot wipe anything off her face until every man has jizzed. When all man are finished, the smega is wiped into a glass, she gargles and swallows the community cream shake.
Dick: “Oh, did you go out on another date last night with more than one boyfriend?”
Jane: “yes I did, I went out with 9 boyfriends”
Dick: “well, if you have one more boyfriends you can have a community cream shake”
- Don’t put my name in there
To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.
2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.
3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?
4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?