Sharted

The act of trusting a fart but shitting yourself instead.

I accidentally Sharted last night.

sharted

farted and shat bat all wet and mushy

chase sharted

Sharted

Irish sensibility shared in the sour of the moment as a person blurts a valuable or coincidental comment out into the pants of the current conversation..

"Did you ever hear of the title of a book titled "the magic pawn" ever published in China?" Brian sharted with a gasp..

Sharted

Farted and shited at the same time in your pants

Man that nigga sharted

Sharted

When you share a bullshit tweet

Wait.

Hold on.

Someone PAID for this?

And you sharted it?

sharted

a fart but wet with shit

i sharted my pants last night it was horrible.

Sharted

The plural of shart-A fart and a Shit

Joe: Eww what is the smell man
Jimmy: Sorry dude, I sharted