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Beauty Shop Boner

The guy in the hair salon who has a boner while a girl messes with his hair.

At the hair salon:
Lady 1: OMG! That guy has a boner
Lady 2: OMG! LOL! Looks like a beauty shop boner! *snaps picture*
*Guy awkwardly covers his crotch*

by Stinkweed March 15, 2013


Diesel shop groupie

Guy who hangs around diesel shops hoping to see someone roll coal. Doesn't work at the shop but you can find him there uploading to Instagram or YouTube.

Does mitch work here?
Nah, he's just a diesel shop groupie.

by Big Ole Mike April 16, 2021


Dominican Tire Shop

A shithole of a business in a deplorable, undesirable, shithole of a Spanish minority neighborhood that specializes in used tire flat fix repairs with a unqualified clueless staff of barely legal employees that do not pay taxes because they did not know they would have to. Often trashing the local neighborhood and only speak English when you have to pay for services rendered. But well known for their world renowned free air pump.

Jose was the proud owner of the Dominican Tire Shop that had no clue what they were doing.

Thank god for the free air pump at the Dominican Tire Shop.

by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019


Hungarian Wand Shop

A wand shop from Hungary, you were probably expecting something dirty or sexual, weren't you?

Pervert.

I had to go to the Hungarian wand shop, my old Chinese wand broke

by ivanchesnokovsgirlfriend March 30, 2015


coffee shop solo

An instrumental solo (usually guitar) that is so chill that it sounds like it belongs in a coffee shop.

Ants of the Sky by Between the Buried and Me at 10:47 is a good example of a coffee shop solo.

by Willie John February 21, 2008


The Hip hop shop

The hip hop shop was the main place where eminem used to do rap battles at. He often sold t shirts, his raps, mixtapes, and so on. The hip hop shop is in detroit michigan.

Eminem loves the hip hop shop

by Billy bobbbbbbbbbbb November 9, 2011


Lil shopping cart

One of the greatest rappers of the century. His hits include “MVP”, “Cooking Stew in the pot”, “holy”, and other famous hits.

He has recently accumulated over 70 subscribers. Just this year, he did a collaboration with Lil Ollie Oop, in a song titled “MVP”. It was a great hit worldwide.

“You’re more litter than my babysitter” -Lil Shopping Cart, 2019.

Guy 1: “yo sub to lil shopping cart
Guy 2: “already did bro”
Guy 1: “lit”

by saltyespepperno June 4, 2019