short bus

the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.

ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?

Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.

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plaid shorts

A Style of Baggy Short With Bands & Columns feat on all the short it's made for urban fashion Boyz especiall in Spring and Summer to Stay fresh

The Original Doe Boy Fresh gotta have a Plaid Shorts...Why ? Just for Shyne & Stay fresh

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Biker shorts

literally the ugliest piece of clothing in the world. Idk why women started wearing pairs of these, these are for horny old men who ride bicycles.

Ew, Ava is wearing those pink biker shorts again.

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short-heels

Used by a woman to state she is wearing short-heeled shoes. Actively seeking sexual intercourse, usually a one-night stand.

I haven't been laid in a long time. Think I'll wear my short-heels when we go to the club.

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A short thing

A kid the is really annoying. The are below the age 13.

I feel the the a short things get short each year right Louis.

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Cargo shorts

Term used for a gay man who gives off top energy but is actually a Masc bottom.

Oh him, he’s no top he's cargo shorts.

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short fuse

A woman who achieves orgasm very quickly, to the point that it can happen accidentally.

"Please be gentle, I have a short fuse."

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