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You had to be there...
Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.
Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.
On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.
Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.
You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
"You had to be there, haven't seen anything like it since the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going
DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper
Trying your best but still being shit
I thought I had him but he da silvered me
When a girl is on top ( riding you ) and she does the Nazi salute while simultaneously saying " heil ho silver away"
Bonus points if shes
A) of Jewish decent
B) will wear a German officers hat while doing so.
Hey man how are you today?
Pretty good man how was your Passover? Did your mom have any time to cook latkes today? Her and I were up all night doing the heil ho silver away 😉
A scrap metal hoard in a jungle, off the beaten path from a residential neighborhood.
I went bust when the authorities found the barrio's silver key in the jungle and said I had to remove it on the islandP.R.. I lost a ton of aluminum, stainless steel, (Tommy) copper, and almost lost the keys to the city as far as that is conerned. It was just materials. That's it and that all. Silver keys tone scraps in all shapes and sizes are recycled all the time. I paid my rent with the scap metal I recycled. I am so grateful for this damned silver key and the ability to crack a beer with it.
what you get when you make 25 qwerty definitions
person 1 i got the silver qwerty crown
person 2 step 2 of 4 to being a loser
person 1 starts going for gold