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A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'
The son of Panda, not son of Simon.
He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.
A man who takes over a football club he supports and saves it from administration.
Bolton Wanderers F.C. really need a Simon Sadler to take over their club
"We've got Simon Sadler"
A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.
"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."
God.
-Oh,you won't believe me but I've met Simone Bredariol!
-You mean God right?