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Smoke Shack

A small outbuilding, usually unheated, has no air conditioning, where employees go to enjoy smoking a cigarette while anti-smoking Nazi's walk by and give them hateful looks.

Many times you will find non smokers there too. They are there because they like the conversation that sometimes goes on at a smoke shack.

Smokers go there for many different reasons. The main one being that they don't want to offend their non smoking friends. They also know that for many people smoking is not healthy. Many of them want to quit,have tried to quit, but then a anti-smoking Nazi will get in their face and tell them they are evil people." This has the reverse effect on a smoker and makes them want a cigarette even more."

Two anti-smoking nazis are walking by a smoke shack.
Nazi 1; "Look at that Smoke Shack." "Those people are the scum of the earth."
Nazi 2; " Whenever I see somebody smoking a cigarette I wanna smash it in their face, they really piss me off."

People in the smoke shack " Wow, look at the hateful looks those people are giving us."

Old Man in smoke shack: " Y'all wanna hear a funny story?"

Smoke Shack People; " Oh good!" "Another funny story."

Ols man; " I've known both of them for years." " Yall know I have nothing against pot but let me tell you that those two still smoke pot every night when they get home."

Smoke Shack people; " WHAT???" THEY SMOKE???"

OLd Man " Yes I know...it sounds crazy...but it's true." They consider it a herb and believe it's healthful." "They are actually taking in more tar and nicotine in one joint than i will by smoking a pack of cigarettes."

reformed dope dealer; Laughs and says " He's right and that aint all they do." " The old man knows because he used to smoke pot himself but gave it up years ago."

Old man: " I wish you would not tell that shit on me." "Yes it's true." " I smoked pt socially but gave it up when I got married." "it was damn lonely to be a single man on a Saturday night back then."

by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

by JustineBakker July 11, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


smoke detector

A device in your house that beeps when it detects smoke. It goes off when your toast starts to burn. Every house should have atleast one smoke detector.

If you don't have a smoke detector it would be a good idea to get one.

by David March 8, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


smoke shrooms

This is a Pacific North West slang term used to replace hanging out, yet with conotations of drug use. Aslo used as a rally cry for parties.

"yo whats the plan tonight?"...."chill at the beach, smoke shrooms..whatever."

by Greyowl June 10, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


bone smoke

A person that is a contemptible idiot, fool, dolt.

I can't believe that bone smoke tired to get a refund for his pizza after he ate it.

It takes a real bone smoke to try and order from the kiddie menu.

by speedork August 18, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


anti-smoking

1) adj. Description of one who is against smoking in a particular place, or smoking alltogether (esp. tobaco smoke)

2) adj. Part of the cause to remove harmful tobacco smoke from partiuclar parts of society - ranging from workplaces and indoor public places, to ALL public places, to banning smoking alltogether.

USUALLY those who are anti-smoking are mostly focused on helping to pass laws that ban workplace and public indoor smoking. Those who want to extend it to include all of outdoors are a bit more rare, mostly because it's alot more difficult to do.

The tobacco industry has very powerful lobbyists, so the anti-smoking movement has a hard time getting smokefree legislation passed to protect public health, despite the fact that it's a no-brainer.

by JessK March 15, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smoking Cock

During the act of Fellatio, the pubic hair at the base of the penis shaft, is set ablaze, appearing as though the phallus is being smoked, this term was originated by Reverend JG.

"Hey Sandy, wanna Smoke some cock" said Phineas. Betty replied," Whats that?". Phineas proceeded to explain," its where you come over here, give me some neck, and I light my merkin on fire." With a disoriented look on her face, Betty then asked," what in the fuck is a merkin." Phineas, with a look that would kill 200 bison, sounded off "JUST GET OVER HERE AND SUCK!" Betty Cried, but voluntarily began to smoke cock. When the lewd act was over, and they smoked all the cock, that needed to be smoke, Phineas, treated Betty, to some In-N-Out burgers. Smoking Cock

by UncleRev June 9, 2009

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