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The asexual act of putting raw oysters inside of a woman's Vagina. The Oysters are left inside over night. Tapeing the vaginal lips is often neccesary to ensure that the oysters stay put. Once the woman wakes up, her sexual partner eats all of the oysters out using nothing but his mouth.
Jonathan: How was your honeymoon?
Lenny: Most of it was good, but flaura made me give her a Mr.Bean special, so I was sick for the remainder of the honeymoon.
Jonathan: That's sick.
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When a female of Caucasian descent gives you oral sex the same night she meets you.
The Special is so named because US Navy sailors positioned in Europe during WW2 would often refer to females as Mers (short for Mermaids). During visits to shore to refuel and stock up on supplies sailors would often try to seduce members of the opposite sex. If a Sailor succeeded in receiving fellatio it became commonly known as the Mer Special.
I was at a party last night and got a mer special in the bathroom.
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Two bagel halves with 5 or 6 pieces of processed lunchroom cheese in between them melted for about 30 seconds in the microwave. Normally served in a fry boat.
I'll have a King's special and a chocolate doughnut.
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Fellatio given while the receiver is playing a video game, including, but not limited to Madden, NBA, or Halo.
"Her Madden Specials are the reason I don't break up with her"
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When you perform both the Cleveland Steamer and the Cincinnati Bowtie during the same session of lovin'.
After I finished the Cincinnati Bowtie, I went for the full on Ohio Special and did a Cleveland Steamer too.
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Elastic pants that are tight and pocketless, thus turning any females behind to look "special."
Solow Pants
"Yo Brohan Santana that girl's ass looks amazing!"
"No Tim Tebro, it's only because of her special pants."
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The perfect time to give cigars, beer, and zippos to a person of higher authority.
Tonight is a special occasion. You should be there.
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