Homie don' spit Ebonic yo

I do not speak Ebonics

Black man: "Dems are da people dat turned us in." White man: "Homie don' spit Ebonic yo." Black man: "Oh sorry sir I said those are the men that sent me to jail."

"Homie don' spit Ebonic yo" is the same as "No hablo español." for spanish

Reverse spit roast

Explosive diarrhoea and vomiting.
A spit roast is when things go into those orifices, so reverse is when things come out.

Person 1: I barely made it home before the food poisoning kicked in
Person 2: fuck, reverse spit roast in public is nightmare inducing

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spit out with your tit out

After a person has completed the process of consuming said jizz, they proceed to spit out said jizz while their breast are dangling freely.

My place or yours? Cuz tonight you're gonna spit out with your tit out!!!

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Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard

1.) You pull the Male's foreskin up away from his penis.
2.) He blows his huge load on your face.

So he gave you a Nebraska Spitting Frilled Lizard?

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spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye

Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.

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lit lit titty spit on my clit

A term used to express extreme littness that one can only understand through this arrangement of words.

friend : oh man that party looked like a good ass time!
friend #2 : oh hell yea it was! lit lit titty spit on my clit!

Spitting ya dummy out

Also known as chucking ya rattle from the pram, basically a tantrum or emo rage.

Ooohhh, spitting ya dummy out are ya

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