stoner tat

A burn mark tattoo from a hot socket or somthing used to smoke weed out of.

Guy 1- Dude did that stoner tat hurt? Guy 2- nah bro i was to stoned when i got it to feel any pain.

Stoner Status

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )

Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?

Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.

I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.

Stoner's Drip

A wet spot prominently visible at or near the crotch of a male's pants caused by an incomplete urination. This phenomenon is typically noticed by the afflicted individual right before entering a full conference room, classroom, or any other public place. The only way to save face for the afflicted individual is to hide or obscure the line of sight to the problematic spot with a notebook, magazine, briefcase, etc.

As he entered his philosophy classroom, Kevin noticed several students in the room grinning and snickering. Upon looking down he noticed the obvious case of Stoner's Drip displayed on his khakis.

Smurfit-Stoner

A person who becomes intoxicated from playing Smurf related games.

Did you see Tiffany's latest entry on Urban Dictionary? She is such a Smurfit-Stoner.

Stoner Hat

Something blake and logan share when they start levitating and shit off the nic

Damn Logan you look buzzed as shit, why you not wearing the stoner hat?

Stoner God

Levy Sosa is the Stoner God

Levy Sosa is the Stoner God!