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Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.
Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.
See bad beat
Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?
Good person at poker: Like I care.
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The imaginary receptacle created by the outstretched (and circular fashioned) arms of your less-than-amused friends when you tell a "cool/funny/exciting" story that is honestly less thrilling than the lint in your navel at this very moment.
The catch is that when you started telling the story, you likely thought it was hilarious, or even just chuckle-worthy to say the least...until one of your friends makes a "basket" with their arms, and well you may as well just shut up at that point. Inevitably, they're all gonna say "ha. ha. good one, PUT IT IN THE GOOD STORY BIN!" ugh.
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Jane: Hey John, look at this video!
The Video: “My Pervert Brother is my Lover (Gacha Life Gay Story, 13+)
John: Ew. You watch Gacha gay stories?
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A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
etc.
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
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To talk about something that you have no idea about
Did you hear him try to teach us calculus? Yeah dude, total virgin sex story from an english teacher.
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When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.
Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.
Person 2: Cool story bro.
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The best game ever! it is a game by telltale that will have you crying in episode four. It is a choose your path game that is basically a drug.
(the fangirls are crazy on wattpad.)
Person 1: Want to hang out?
Person 2: I can't. I am playing Minecraft: story mode.
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