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Super straight isn’t a sexuality and is a term used for transphobic people to be transphobic. If you identify yourself as “super straight” you officially a dumb ass
“ I’m Super straight so I only date REAL women”🤓
“ No Ethan your just transphobic get a job”
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When a girl's pubic hair looks like an afro.
"Shit girl... You got one hell of a super cut."
"Dude, I was doing this girl last night right, but man I had hair going up my nose coz the bitch had a super cut."
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An extremely disrespectful and transphobic sexuality that does not exist.
Person 1: I’m super straight. I don’t date trans people.
Person 2: I’m pretty sure super straight doesn’t even exist, you just don’t want to date trans people because they’re ‘different’, therefore you are transphobic.
Person 1: ...
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Otherwise normal Children that are born with adult sized genitalia which continue to grow with the child into Super Genitalia.
Ron Jeremy and Jim Norton were Super Kids!
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A super hero is someone who has saved at least 10 people's lives on 10 different occasions. Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with genetic mutations and having "super powers".
Batman is the pimpest super hero of all.
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Super Aids, first discovered in July 2009, is a mutation of Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome far more aggressive and harmful than previous strands of AIDS. It has displayed the ability to be transferred by carriers who do not feel any ill effects, and can be released by airborne, oral intake, or via sexual contact. Since it's first discovery in Indiana, individuals with symptoms of the disease have been identified in California, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Michigan, Washington D.C., New York, and Illinois.
Garrett contracted super aids after drinking after Kat at the party last night.
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Someone who appears to be witty but actual steals all his material from 4Chan. They tend to use words they find from Urban Dictionary but typically expose their stupidity with pointless attacks.
Someone who pretends to be a player by constantly bragging about all the girls they bang and cheat on, and constantly talk about how they're drunk 24/7 because they think it's cool, as well as pretend to do drugs. All this is done to impress their only friends: forum posters.
Super Douche - "Perhaps if you had half a brain cell you'd be competent enough to comprehend the situation, but as it stands you lack the intelligence to properly screw in a lightbalb."
Super Douche - "lol i missed that thread because i was out all night banging chicks and drinking shots, ive got a serious hangover right now, but the drugs probably didnt help"
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