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u use your boxers as a blindfold and put them over her eyes, then, you shove ur middle finger up her pooper and wipe the contents of ur finger in between her eyebrows to give her a unibrow, then u take out a jar of peanut butter and rub in on ur cock, then make the doggy lick it off, then u cum in a straight line on a plate and she snorts it like nose candy, then u slap her, put ur boxers back on and leave her. the end. (for best results,perform when baked/hammered)
Dylan: Last night was so crazy. I went back to her house,
Zach: Yea, did she have all the supplies for the famous Seattle Surprise?
Dylan: Yea, even the dog. I smacked her so hard, shes gonna have that handprint on her face for days!
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A Descreit way to explain rape
"She was subjected to Surprise Sex"
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When you unknowingly use a word that has a salacious, alternative meaning.
Grandma, you should look that word up before you use it, or you'll get a lobster surprise!
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When you take a wet towel and drag it down the crack of your ass to leave a dark brown streak of shit and ass hair. The towel is then usually strategically placed in the laundry hamper so that when someone reaches in to fetch the dirty laundry, he or she can't help but get a handful of ass in the process.
Thomas left a two foot long towel surprise in the laundry hamper this morning when he found out it was his 19 year old daughters turn to do the laundry.
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a food stuff (pringle) covered in semenal fluid and fed to another person without the knowledge of the seminal fluid.
that girl had a pringle surprise and through up !
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When you sneak up on a girl beat the shit out of her face with your cock until she dies.
Bridget: I dont like you, John
John: ight bitch get ready for a dark surprise
Bridget: No! please!
:WACK WACK WACK WACK!
john: thats right bitch how u like me now... u dead.
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During drunken doggystyle sex, the guy pulls out and pukes on the girl's back. He then proceeds to blow a load on top of the puke makeing a delicous concoction. To finish it off he dips a tortilla chip in the mixture then feeds it to the dirty ho.
"I just gave that nasty slut a taco surprise."
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