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The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.
I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.
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1. The condition of having an text message inbox so full, it takes you off the grid for a while. Especially messages from one individual.
2. Describing an individual that sends you copious amounts of inane text messages, incessantly.
1. Arrgh, I can't send any messages! My phone's got texticular cancer!
2. Matt won't stop messaging me. That guy is texticular cancer.
ShoeOnHead is officiary cancered on Twitter for making a simple, inoffensive observation.
A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!
Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.
A (totally not hot) character from the /v/ vs /b/ comics on 4chan. He is a Large, Purely white individual with a black outline, he has large eyes and a wide, constant toothy smile. And he has Large gauntlets on his arms, causing his arms to shapeshifter into different things, such as a mic (seen in the vs /v/-tan mod) and laser cannons (seen in the comics). He also had a purple crown that he relies on for his power. His clothing consists of a tanktop, shorts, with a belt with a crown symbol on the belt, and a medallion with the symbol /b/ on it. Also people on Reddit want to rail the fuck outta him and I can’t blame them.
“ hey man cancer lord is thicc asf I wanna bang him “
“ same “
A cancer so strong that has its own cancer
Turning lead into gold is very possible, heck, the Russians did it on accident, but the process cost a lot more than the gold is actually worth, ignoring the fact that it would give your cancer cancer.