snout fucker

A person who has an uncontrolable urge to have sexual intercourse with an elephant's trunk.

Yang licks his own balls, and oh yea, he's a snout fucker.

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baby fucker

Is a noun that can represent any reprehensible person place or thing.

1. That baby fucker owes me back child support!
2. Those baby fuckers at Halliburton are dictating our public policy!
3. When I got castrated that hurt like a baby fucker!
4. If I have to watch The Hours again I'll baby fuckin' kill myself.

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Filthy Fucker

A guy that will fuck anything.

A guy that will fuck the most ugliest and most disgusting chicks in town.

A guy that has a motto, "A holes a hole!"

MATT: I'm so fucking horny I could fuck that grandma!
TODD: Dude! Your one Filthy Fucker!

Just after sex…
TINA: So Rodd... Do you think we can be together now as boyfriend and girlfriend?
RODD: Huh? Are you for real bitch? Your bigger than a house and your cunt smells like a fucking chimney!
TINA: (Yells) Get the fuck out of my squat you filthy fucker!
RODD: (laughing) You were just a fucking hole baby, just a fucking hole!

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mother fucker

Worse than fucker; one of the worst insults you can throw at someone

"Hey, you stupid motherfucker!"

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Monkey Fucker

An idiotic person, or somebody you do not like.

"Look at that stupid monkey fucker.God I hate him."

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Funion Fucker

Someone that has sexual intercourse with a funion (a fried onion snack) on a friends bed while the friend is playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4.

1. That kid is a funion fucker, insn't that kinky?

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Dad-Fucker

One (male) member of a group of friends who takes part in raunchy sexual activities with his own father. When left undiscovered, there are many telltale signs to identify the "dad-fucker" within a group. This signs include but are not limited to:

1. Constantly using the excuse "I have a girlfriend" to get out of a situation.
2. Acting excessively gay and/or feminine at all times.
3. Constantly being a huge pussy
4. A strong aroma of Bobo Cheese and asshole emitted from the person's mouth.

When discovered, the accused dad-fucker immediately loses all credibility in any conversation. Any attempt by the accused dad-fucker to offer an opinion or statement can and should be discredited and met with the statement, "shut up, you fuck your dad." Furthermore, when conversation within a group dulls, one can and should immediately offer the exclamation, "You fuck your dad!" Regardless of whether or not this exclamation was funny, all other members of the group should laugh and agree.

And remember, Once a dad-fucker, ALWAYS a dad-fucker.

Dad-Fucker: "I have the grades to get into any Ivy League school."
Non-Dad-Fucker: "No you can't Nate, you fuck your dad"

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