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Shrek is hot and sexy he pulls every bitch in this world 😩 he’ll make you cum evey night🥺ðŸ¤ðŸ¤ž his green skin will make you freeze up and stare into his eyes… his brown shitty ass eyes are so adorable
Shrek is so hot sexy cute funny. I want him to choke me against the wall while the donkey watches and maybe he’ll join
Person : hey guess who my crush is
Other person: obviously shrek cause he the sexiest man to exist
he slayed my heart, with his greens
Shrek, he slay all day
a dude that has a huge green cock and onions have layers
Daddy Shrek is the overlord of the world. Fuck midget bowl cut farquad and worship daddy Shrek. Shrek is life, Shrek is life.
Shrek is daddy.
Our God and savior SHREK of Serbia the Third is the son of God that came down in Serbia to show them how to fix yugoslavia.
Yo bro thanks SHREK if it wasnt for you yugoslavia would had broke
A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).
"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)