Crafting sickness

When one is unable to come into work on account of being suddenly too ill to work, when in reality they're unable to pull themselves away from minecraft.

Usually, this illness only lasts a single day, though it may be prolonged by large updates or exciting posts from the word of notch.

"Dave called in sick today."
"The flu?"
"Crafting sickness more like."
"Fuck... speaking of which, you made anything new lately?"
"Nope, too much wife aggro to get anything done in the world"
"Sucks for sure..."

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The Sick Puppy

After having a heavy meal with your girl quickly get into sexual intercourse (before she has digested her food). When she starts to get into it, donkey punch her in the stomach. If done right, she should vomit. When she's done throwing-up, have sex and role around in the barf. Tip: take a shower after. LOL

We had to clean up the throw-up after we performed The Sick Puppy.

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Sick Head

There Are many Different meanings for 'sickhead'Mostly Used if you see a very angry and abrupt person who is very stressed and if quite scary because of it. Another definition is a very unhygenic person....Greasy,Oily,and just really horrible to look at that it makes you feel sick...One more is if a person randomly Starts Shouting.

"ERGH look at that man his hair is all slicked back hes such a sick head!"

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Wicked Sick

The status attained through performing a trully hardcore manouever that demonstrates a complete lack of any intelligence above that of a chipmunk. Being Wicked Sick is not reccommended if you wish to remain alive for a greater period of time than it takes to perform this stunt.

OMG that was utterly wicked sick

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sick dick

Of or pertaining to being sick; A catchy rhyme that enhances the word sick sevenfold; An extension of the word sick.

"OMG! Is that Halo Reach?"

"Yeah!"

"Sick Dick!!!!"

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sick nasty

Reeaally dope. Something is just really fucking cool.

"The purse I got is sick nasty!!"

"Yo dat blunt was sick nasty!"

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sick shit

a type of shit you take when your sick and your nose is stuffy and you cant smell anything. After taking this shit you let it simmer in the bowl like chili because you cant smell its intensity as much as someone else who can.

*thinking* hmmm, i do believe its time to take a sick shit and blow my nose a little bit, good thing i ate that enchalada last night.

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