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To hit a wiffle ball really far.
Come on chuck, whale off on it!
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An an act in which while the girl is laying down you bust a nit in her mouth then proceed to drop kick her so is shoots out of her similiar to a whale blowing out of its blow hole.
The fat bitch was getting out of hand so i had to perform the white whale.
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Someone who is so skinny, they can be compared to a whale as an opposite, thus the use of the word anorexic.
Seeming to be opposites, that's what they describe, someone so skinny they are as skinny as a whale is huge.
Apples: You never bring a lunch, you never eat anything, and you weigh forty pounds! Eat you anorexic whale!
Berries: Umm. I weigh 44 pounds
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When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other.
Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were humpback whale’n all the way back home.
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A huge, stinky, whiney retched chick who looks like a moose that swallowed a whale.
I was drunk when I hooked up with my whale-moose of a wife.
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When having sex in the doggy style position, grab both her arms while railing her. The longer you hold this position the more like a stranded whale on a beach she will look.
Tino was watching discovery channel and witnessed a stranded whale while having sex with his girl and attempted to re enact the scene.
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anybody who is extremely stupid can be a whale watcher
he must be a whale watcher.
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