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It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
I think I pulled a Colton's Father.
Noun: one who does not get crunk, one who will miss the big game to pick up his or her daughter, one who did not have any affiliates to high school parties and believes strongly in morality. Verb:the act of being a trick ass cop, the act of breaking up parties and making citizen arrests.
Ex. why the fuck did you (v.)good-father at my sons party
Ex.That John is a good-father, what a duesche
A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure
Ahh here he is father alan
The big wild nonce who likes to play with children
Ahh there he is
Father alan the sex offender
A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Father of Universe, what happened to you?
Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!