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Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."
We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.
A sexual act where the male places his erect penis in between the butt cheeks of his female partner and thrusts back and forth in order to avoid actual sexual intercourse and to maintain purity.
I want to wait until I'm married to have sex, but we can still do the ham on buns!
When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.
Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.
That means your booty is looking PHat! That booty goes ham yeah know.
-Look at this picture i took yesterday!
-Oh Man you got a Ham Butt!!
-You right man Thanks. :)
Person who is always negative, victimizes themselves, puts the blame on other people and never takes accountability for their faults, shoots others aspirations down, nags their boyfriend or girlfriend even in social settings. The Sour Ham is generally uncomfortable to be around, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you finish dealing with them.
Similar to eating a sandwich made with sour ham.
"Man, my ex-girlfriend was such a sour ham."
when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing
What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!