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A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?
Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed
Wtf kind of name is that?? Tho I can say the same for mines since it FuvkS0aps.
Ham Juice poosy
V: To jiggle one's buttocks, typically used as a pick-up line
Ex: Hey baby, mind if I shake that ham?
the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side
I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.
A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.
Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.
Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.