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A slang term used for a man's penis.
I gave her the old banana hammer last night.
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While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.
I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.
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The act of inserting your penis into an anus, using your penis as a pivot point, then spinning around in a clockwise motion.
John: "Kyle I heard you Hammer Spin'd Lois."
Kyle: " That I did John, that I did..."
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The girl performing the handjob proceeds to hold the penis only showing the head and proceeds to hammer the head with her other hand angrily, like the thwomp in Super Mario Bros. Thwomp hammers are common after the one receiving what appears to be a bad handjob criticizes her technique, leading to the painful act and loss of manhood.
guy 1: "I was getting a handjob from this girl and I tried to give her pointers. I don't know why, but she punched my dick so hard why did she do that!?"
guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"
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Replaceable slang for "crowd killing", the act of violently moshing on cowardly show goers.
Franklin was hammer dancing so hard he knocked jimmy out, that fucking coward.
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a body hammer is a dick
“Damn, she wants the body hammer!”
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