third joke

When someones continues a joke until it is no longer funny. If someone makes a third joke you should scream "THIRD JOKE" and take extreme pity on them.

Is it not obvious enough? Do you really NEED an example for a third joke?

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Drummer Joke

A certain style of joke that refers to the most important, yet the most undermined, member of a band, the drummer

Dude: "Wanna hear a drummer joke?"

Drummer: "yeahh sure"

Dude: "What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"

Drummer: "what?"

Dude: "homeless"

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broke joke

A joke that quite simply isn't funny, or that was once funny but not anymore.

John: What do you call a TV hovering in the dark?
Bill: Here we go again...
John: "DROP IT, NIGGER!" HAHAHA!
Bill: Broke joke, man.
John: What do you mean? That's hilarious!
Bill: You told it six times already this week. That joke went broke. It ran outta funny.

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joke a smoit

to smoke a joint with friends or family

Hey dude, joke a smoit and chill out hippy!

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Joke Pussy

Person who cannot take a joke.

"How do you pick up a hot Jewish chick? -- dust pan!"

"Wow dude that's not funny, a lot of people died in the Holocaust."

"Stop being such a joke pussy."

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Joking me

"Joking Me" is a way to ask your kid if they are lying and getting them to admit they are lying to you.

Just imagine ur young elementary school student telling you a story so outrageous you being the adult know it's a lie...so u have to ask Are you

"JOKING ME" and they giggle cause they know you know they are telling a lying funny story..

If u keep insisting they answer the question R u "JOKING ME" They will admit they were lying making up stories.

I can get my kid to admit they are lying just by saying r u JOKING ME...and it makes life just a little easier cause they think they are funny but they think I am funnier just cause I keep saying r u "JOKING ME"

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Catching Jokes

When ur haing a laugh, mucking about

We were jus' jammin n catchin jokes. It was heavy

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