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In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.
I'll take the mom cake and a side of chips, please.
My iron is low, I need to eat a few mom cakes.
1 to be so absorbed in family life that a mother becomes completely detached and even lethargic when it comes to her personal self; to be selfless to the point of self neglect; to lose your individuality to the collective
2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help
I have many women friends who are totally mommed out. "She totally mommed out on me."
The mom who drives all the kids to go surfing. And sometimes shreds themselves too.
That's the coolest grom mom ever, she drives all the local kids to the beach to surf everday.
A weekend that the kids are staying with their dad (ex-husband/baby daddy) and mom has all weekend to do whatever she wants without any curfews or restrictions.
For mom’s weekend I’m going to get nasty throughout this house.
The cheapest hooker money can buy. Her looks have been compaired to a real life Shrek. She has the ass of cottage cheese. Nipples like peanuts. The word no is not in her vocabulary. But then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a cock in her mouth.
He I just slept with Rollings mom and almost puked.
A mom who cooks for her son's friends every day she gives everyone rides anywhere and pays for everything she is so awesome you might think she can fly (because she can) She can also teleport because she is native american. this is the best type of mom to know
Magic Mom
A sexy milf that everyone wants to bang/marry
I wanna bang Eli's mom
I like Eli's mom
Eli's mom is hot