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To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.
“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
To be blamed for the incompetence or mistakes of others usually ending in reprimand or jail. Derived from the British Post Office scandal of 2023. Same context as “thrown under the bus”
“Tony totally Post Officed me today in front of the boss - probably get fired for it”
A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work
Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer
Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience
A holice officer or badge bunny is a woman who has a strong fetish for men in law enforcement and are addicted to police porn.
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
A holice officer is a police officer's best friend
Anyone whose work cucicle is made of cardboard.
Any type of flammable material is forbidden in my Box Office
A place where a girl gets her box eaten, IE your bedroom.
Don: I’m gonna take that girl to the box office
Logan: Yeah you bouta get FREAKY!
A in-person admission ticket vendors
The box office was smashed with people