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Throwing more engineers at a problem that has already been solved long ago
Bill, we gotta figure out how to run this website at scale! This is new and exciting and we're going to have tons of users!
The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.
0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole
Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"
Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'
Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'
The thing that tells me I’m to fat for life
“Hey son did you check your weight on the scale and did you loose weight you fat ass?”
“...yes dad”
Lizards have them. They are gross.
Hym "You fail to understand where you fall on the list of things I care about. Here a a scale The information I need > punishing the people responsible or everyone else for allowing them to get away with it > mitigating the amount of time I have to waste on meaningless labor > Family > nothing else in that order. And you my think 'Oh no! That's so cruel Hym! You don't care about family the most!? 😱' No. Why? Are you withholding the information I need from me? Yes? Then that is why. You're doing it to yourself. You know what you need to do to earn lost love and you refuse to do it. Until I get what I need you are nothing to me."
The streaks left on the sides of the toilet after a sticky poop.
Look at the scales in the toilet. I went poop!