Spider Man Kid

Some immature dumbass kid, probably around the age of 9 or 8 that expresses his love of Spiderman in his clothing. Wears a Spiderman T-Shirt, blue sweatpants, and Sketcher Light Up shoes. Most likely watches Cartoon Network, and plays with Pokemon, Bakugan, and Yu-Gui-Oh.

Tabatha: OMG my litte brother is such a Spider man kid, he keeps on playing with Bakugan!
Tiffany:OMG like I know right? Like he has a Spider man shirt that says Bang! on it. I mean like really?
Tabatha:IKR?
Tiffany:LOLZ

Mark: REPTAR HAS TIMES FOUR JAW STRENGTH AND PLUS FIVE DEFENSE!
Bobby: NUH UH, MY GALANGANASH HAS PLUS SIX STOMPING ABILITY AND PLUS TWENTY DEFENSE.
Mark: Well your GALANGANASH IS NO MATCH FOR MY: UBARBEAR. UBARBEAR GO! WATER TORNADO ATTACK GO!
Bobby: FML

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Spider Web App

The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.

"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"

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chocolate spider

After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.

She can pull-off a Chocolate Spider better than I can pull-off a Spiderman.

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Some Gay Spider

The eight legged fiend of gay living in hypno

"Ah shit, looks like some gay spider is twlking about cum again."
"YOU CANT STOP ME!"

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White spider gang

Means when you are white a nasty person and you are in a group of plastics and nasty ass people

Isabel: Sam is a bitch
Maddie: She is in the White spider gang

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fuck a spider on the moon

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

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spider-man 3

a great and underrated movie that's got too much hate for whiny and pissy fanboys. what they fail to understand is that this was (before it made super-serious bank at the BO) gonna be the last spider-man movie, so things needed to be tied up nice and neatly in the end. though, as good as it is, thats not to say it's perfect. wait for the DC of it.

a Fanboy : dude OmGZ! VENUMZ WAZ SO GAYSZ IN spider-man 3 LIKE TEH MOVIE!!!

moviegoer - you're fucking retarded..

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