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This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'
We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!
A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.
Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.
The tinkle tube is a tool, used by people to pee in situations like a place that lacks a bathroom, or a place where a bathroom is always occupied and you can’t hold your piss long in your body, or if your so lazy that you don’t wanna go all the way to the bathroom. Typically, this device is a small, funnel-shaped tube or similar contraption that allows a person to relieve themselves in public or while traveling, with the urine being directed outside (e.g., out of your bedroom window or out of a car window, through a specially designed outlet). It is often used in outdoor adventures, long road trips, or in situations where privacy and convenience are needed. The term "tinkle tube" is derived from the colloquial term "tinkle," meaning to urinate.
“If there was a zombie apocalypse where people would been hiding in their rooms for survival, the tinkle tube is a very useful tool, for guys it would be easy to use (you know the anatomy, pen15 and stuff) females may struggle to use it since their anatomy like the v461na.”
Ahh you’ve stumbled apon a wild pack of tube strokers. You are jealous as you watch them smoke cigarettes and drink ice cold refreshments.
Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.
0311- “ look at those tube strokers, doing jack shit”
0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”
(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.
I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!
This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.
masturbating until one perches.
Tube jig worked its magic to the tune of about 15 perch today.
person 1: Yo bro send me a link to the tube video of that cat?
person 2: I gotchu