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A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.
I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!
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The tendency to get sick of an extended game or movie marathon faster than you would if you were actually doing something for its regular duration.
Most often seen when someone suggests you play a 50 turn game of Mario Party, or all the tracks in a racing game, or watch all the extended versions of the LOTR.
"I'm already sick of this LOTR marathon"
"Dude, we haven't even gotten halfway through Fellowship yet. You're definitely suffering from "50 Turn Mario Party" syndrome."
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The act of committing an illegal U-turn whilst not giving a fuck.
Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.
Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.
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A euphemism for having a vasectomy.
1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.
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To get dark tinted windows on your car, truck, SUV, etc. You can also have the lights dimmed if the tint job is not quite as dark
Man with that tint job you can't see nothin out tha windows....fool looks like he had his lights turned out in there!
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This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.
Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
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Our mistakes return to haunt us; also, nasty people have a way of reappearing.
He was embarrassed because A bad penny always turns up to him