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These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)
Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
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Twin valley middle school is a horrible place to be. Everybody makes you feel like trash. Half of the people there are idiots and have no clue what anything means. The other half make stupid, inappropriate, jokes. None of the guys are even close to good looking. None of the girls have a chest. All of the soccer players eventually date each other. They send nudes and then brake up. All of the guys fight and the girls start drama. Rumors spread. Secrets get out. Twin valley middle is literally hell on earth.
twin valley middle school is horrible.
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Man-sized crabs, of the female persuasion, often born out of a pact with some dark demon or wizard.
Oh my god, did you hear? She gave birth to she-crab man-twins!
This plan, which was rejected by the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation, had it's seed planting ceremony at 166 Jefferson Street on August 12, 2013 in the Lighthouse Christian Church in Perth Amboy NJ. That presentational announcement was taped and will be available on the official web site, www.TwinTowersII.com in the coming months. There are several sites being vetted, where this project is to be placed. Jersey City is just one of the areas being considered. The owners of Twin Towers II Development LLC, will be announcing a site to be used soon. The plan calls for, and will only use American made materials in it's construction, with the exception of technological equipment and items for use in security, fire suppression and prevention which may come from Israel.
The plan will have it's main focus on healing America, getting Her back to Her Spiritual roots, redefining Her direction as a World leader by setting an example in a better way than She did in the past, having learned from Her mistakes. The buildings will be a World Communication Center, encouraging peace and truth in these troubling times.
The Twin Towers II project is a focal point, that Americans will be very proud of, as the world watches them being built for the Glory of God.
In a quiet place where one half is amish, other half queer (no in-between), Twin Valley Middle School was created when Tom Wolf took a fat shit and gave it $500,000 for funding. A bunch of half witted half titted girls, and a bunch of Russian Freak Show rejects, you're better off taking your kids to one of Bill Cosby's lectures on respect instead of to TVMS.
Person 1: oh look, it's a holocaust museum!
Person 2: No, that's Twin Valley Middle School
Try to be a religious school and very strict. if you leave campus the administration will run after you and call the cops. If you don’t do a sport and lose every game then you suck or your wierd. There are dumbass uniforms and wierd naked paintings around the school to make us look good. The people who go here try to be cool and
“popular” but there is no such thing as popular and everyone knows everything about everyone so watch your back.
Twin Peaks Charter Academy is GAY
A female/male, female/female or male/male dual entity who are identical in their innate characteristics, idiosyncratic behaviors, aesthetics who get along without effort because of an immediate and mutual understanding of the other so much so that they must be identical twins whose conception is unknown.
Chelsea told Derek how much she admired his graphic design aesthetic and he said "I just try to copy what you do" and Chelsea replied "Really? Because I always try to liken my design to yours...we are definitely twins-from-another-mother!" Derek nodded his head in agreement and said "we certainly are..."