1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior
Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.
When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"
My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.
that one uncle (usually on your father's side of the family) is drunk more often than not and has a 95% chance to be a kidnapper
that one uncle: hHEEEhehjeheEEEEhH HellO KIDS
everyone: RUNS
Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”
Person 1:You seen that kid's Uncle Varus?
Person 2: Yeah he's a great guy!
Uncle phillp is a pistol and/or any other strap you’d pull up with
I pulled up with uncle phillp and he did all the talking
Uncle Lou is a vernacular term which circulates among patients and some staff (mostly volunteers) in cancer clinics. It refers to leukaemia. It is a way for patients to buffer the impact of the disease without giving it credence by mentioning it directly. It is a euphemism which is understood mostly by those who are affected with cancer, and some who treat the disease. Uncle Lou sometimes refers to a terminal condition of various blood cancers, and sometimes serious disorders of the lymphatic system, such as the Human Lymphotrophic Virus and AIDS. Uncle Lou is a way for the patient to mention the condition while distancing themselves emotionally from the enormity of the prognosis.
I'm afraid Uncle Lou's paid me a visit. Looks like he's here to stay.
Uncle Lou's moved in. I was hoping he had the wrong address.