Front wheel drive

When you take a toy car and run it up and down your homies ass

Matthew: Dude that front wheel drive felt really good, thanks my g

Matthew 2: no problem homie, I wouldn’t mind doing it again ;)

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spinning ham wheel

The spinning ham wheel is a sexual position where the male attaches a circular ham to a drill bit and drills the women's anus while he penetrates her vagina.

"Dude, last night this girl was feeling really kinky so I finally got to do the spinning ham wheel"

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rollin on both wheels

Someone "rollin on both wheels" means they are bisexual, and nasty. If you rol towards the Front wheel, you like females. If you roll towards the Back wheels, you like boys.

"man, melissa is rollin on both wheels."

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Wheel Watcher

A person who watches Wheel of Fortune.

The wheel watcher can't hang out with us until Wheel of Fortune is over.

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Faux wheel drive

Faux-wheel drive, FWD, or F×4 ("faux by four") is a four-wheeled vehicle with a body shape that looks like it SHOULD be a Four Wheel Drive... However, it is simply a big, bulky vehicle that inevitably completely devoid of any power and is likely to get bogged at the drop of a hat.

Example 1: Toyota HiLux

Girl 1: 'Oh what a nice ute! We should totally go bush bashing in that beauty'

Girl 2: 'I can't take it off road'

Girl 1: 'Why not? It looks really big and powerful?'

Girl 2: 'It's not, it's a Faux wheel drive'

Girl 1: 'Oh'

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0-wheel-drive

A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.

A: How did you get here?
B: Using my 0-wheel-drive
A: You mean, like, your skateboard?
B: Yeah, sort of...

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Easy big wheel

The expression of telling someone to "take it easy", or extreme excitement, usually followed by 3 pronunciation's of "Woop". Originating from Kingston Ontario.

The entrance of a bridal party....

"Easy big wheel!!! WOOP WOOP WOOP!"

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